Mark Sanchez Debacle

Mark Sanchez was stabbed multiple times. But it turns out, he is not the victim at all!

Sanchez got drunk, and assaulted a 69 year old man. In self-defense, the 69 year old man stabbed Sanchez multiple times.

Sanchez deserves whatever punishment he has coming, and needs to check himself in to get some help ASAP. On the bright side, he can finally not be know just for his “butt fumble.”

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